Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 06, 2011

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Read, and memorize, Calvin.

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    rentier  over 11 years ago

    Wow, emancipated!

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    thirdguy  over 11 years ago

    And don’t let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!

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    robbieboy  over 11 years ago

    Free at last to do whatever you want Calvin.. :D

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    ran131  over 11 years ago

    Who got emancipated? I think mom’s is done being HIS slave.

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    ivy_wf  over 11 years ago

    the Emancipation Proclamation ,HAAAAA

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Mom should be awarded the Bronze Medal for having to put up with Calvin.

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    She’s not your slave, Calvin.

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    Phapada  over 11 years ago

    want to see Calvin’s jacket dress up ….

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    gjsjr41  over 11 years ago

    That sure sounds familiar to me.

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    JoanHelen  over 11 years ago

    Hi Dogsniff, in reply to your previous comments about the slowness of the site, I agree with you; not much improvement. But I have noticed that it is only slow when I click back to the previous day’s comments and then try to go onto the A – Z selection from the previous day. If I return to today’s date and then access the A-Z selection it is pretty fast. I’ve just tried it now and that seems to be where the problem is. Hope this makes sense and that it speeds up your access times.

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    BluePumpkin  over 11 years ago

    I think I’m more impressed that mom keeps a copy on her . . . O_O

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    nancyroy2  over 11 years ago

    I need 3 copies of that – one for each of my kids… STAT!

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    tsandl  over 11 years ago

    In his defense, Mom, he does look too short to reach the coat hangers.

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I have seen a big improvement ofn the speed of this site on my home & office computer as well as my iPad. Much better for all 3 since last week.

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    kbyrdleroy123  over 11 years ago

    He should get a spanking is what he should get. Then he’d put it away himself:)

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    Calvin should put his jacket into the closet, but he just can’t get the ‘hang’ of it!

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    rogue53  over 11 years ago

    Are you kidding me? Someone was offended by ran131’s comment? I read it earlier, but it must have been flagged by enough up tight people that it’s gone now.

    Here’s what it said about 9 hours ago for those who didn’t see it:“Who was emancipated here? I think mom is tired of being HIS slave.”That’s offensive enough to be flagged? My goodness, there are some weak minded people here. Maybe they didn’t know what the Emancipation Proclamation was.
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    Foghorn Leghorn  over 11 years ago

    Calvin needs a stool or chair to stand on, Mom = 1, Calvin = 0,

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Your Mam can’t do everything, Calvin!


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    whitecarabao  over 11 years ago

    Mine too. I suspect that the same phrase appears in every language. It is the language of Mom.

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    coffeeturtle  over 11 years ago

    Nice one, Mom!Shame on you Calvin!:-)

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    Makso  over 11 years ago

    I have a student in my class – he must be the materialized version of Calvin without Hobbes. I understand the parents – of both boys. Just yesterday he decided that our school should be burned down. He explained he doesn’t mind me but he minds the homework I give him. So I should consider less homework or he might change his opinion. I was laughing to tears and told him he had no homework for that day. The smile on his face…

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    dahawk  over 11 years ago

    I sometimes think that mothers went to “quote” school to learn all those that every one of us grew up hearing. One of my favorites was, “Close the door! Were you born in a barn?”“Mom, don’t you remember?”

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    Popeyesforearm  over 11 years ago

    Hey, I didn’t know we lived under the same roof!?

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    Koolfunkygrrl  over 11 years ago

    Anyone else notice that his head is on backwards??

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    khpage  over 11 years ago

    Calvin’s mother and Calvin yelling at each other is all too close in my memory. I wonder if that is just a Northeast US kind of thing, or is it, God help us, all over this country?

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    Rakkav  over 11 years ago

    Yes, in addition to his below-average concern for other people. Explosive combination…

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    Wiseguy411  over 11 years ago

    Who got the Emancipation Proclamation ?Calvin ??or Mom ???

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    bvallinino  over 11 years ago

    Every time it’s cold or wintery, I get asked the same question—“Where’s my coat”? I don’t like to wear one at all, even when it is snowing outside. I don’t mind the cold. I live in Hackensack, NJ.

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    glitterygal07  over 11 years ago

    The Emancipation Proclamation: AKA Mom’s boring rules that Clavin will never follow list :P

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    Pygar  over 11 years ago

    “Reich”? Oh, yes, a reference to the Socialists we had to put down a few decades ago. Hard to believe there are people stupid enough to think a social order for insects will also work for people… but, if Marx said it, the leftists believe it; that settles it. Of course, they like to rebrand failed socialists as “rightists”, like the ’leftover Soviet rightwingers" on MacGyver, back when the real Soviet rightwingers were probably still in Siberia mining salt at gunpoint… of leftists.

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    tegm  over 11 years ago

    wow… if I had a kid who talked to me that way there would be some serious discipline.

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    Bruno_Oreo  over 11 years ago

    I need to get my kids and hubby a copy of this one!

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