Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 13, 2011

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Mom, postponed grief will still be grief…

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    tanya96  over 11 years ago

    What exactly are they flushing

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    kanchanbaria  over 11 years ago

    They don’t want to know but also know that eventually have to find out…..

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    yyyguy  over 11 years ago

    rule number one for parents: you always want to know – just in case.

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    yyyguy  over 11 years ago

    rule number two: there IS such a thing as “too quiet.”

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    rentier  over 11 years ago

    Parents will have a great surprise!!

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    Calvin and Hobbes are flush with excitement!

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    “Roll Over, Beethoven!” – Chuck Berry

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    Dad is tossing his reading material. It’s a preliminary to throwing the book at Calvin, I judge.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Their good time is about to go down the toilet too.

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    “When the Roll is Called Up Yonder I’ll Be There”

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    JerryTheK  over 11 years ago

    Relive the Best C & H Watterson was on a roll.

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    You got to know when to hold ’em, and know when to fold ’em.

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    tripwire45  over 11 years ago

    Calvin constantly taunts death…not that he intends to.

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    rshive  over 11 years ago

    And it goes round and round before it goes down there.

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    Ima Nodummy  over 11 years ago

    Loose end over the front. That’s how I roll.

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    bizaker  over 11 years ago

    Or maybe mom and dad are normal parents, whose 6-year-old boy sometimes gets into things. Do you have kids?

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    alan.gurka  over 11 years ago

    Calvin: Mom? Do we have any more toilet paper?Mom: Calvin, I just put a fresh roll on, this morning. What on Earth are you doing up there?

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    madampresiden12  over 11 years ago

    if they hurry, they may avoid a plumbing bill and a flood.

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    musicnut1986  over 11 years ago

    Wow, yesterday and today have been GREAT days for puns. If we had a pun jar and each punster had to inseret a dollar (or other currency) for each pun we could all have a good lunch.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    I wouldn’t if I were you! You’ll be in for a nasty shock.

    LOL xxx

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    lancemay  over 11 years ago

    pops stops party potty humor

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    jkhandy  over 11 years ago

    This brats parents must be yuppies. Therefore, he never gets disciplined. Awesome contribution to society.

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    phoenixnyc  over 11 years ago

    Calvin’s parents must have been the ones to invent the Learn From My Fail site, particularly this gem:.“If your four-year-old is carrying the family cat toward the kitchen, muttering, ‘Kitty needs a bath,’ it’s probably a good idea to find out what she’s got planned. Especially if you own a dishwasher.

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    ZanB  over 11 years ago

    Is that my life you got there, Hobbes?

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    ratlum  over 11 years ago

    He really needs a good friend.

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    khpage  over 11 years ago

    I wonder if Calvin & Hobbes live out in Flushing Meadows, New York….

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    95cadillacfleetwood  over 11 years ago

    Calvin and Hobbes are playing poker…Calvin just got the Royal Flush!

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    Mitchtheone  over 11 years ago

    either to quiet or having too much fun.. A parents bad day either way…

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    bizaker  over 11 years ago

    I just feel like maybe if you don’t have kids, you don’t know what it’s like to be a parent, and you don’t realize that sometimes even the best kid will slip something past even the best parent. And of course, in a comic strip that will be demonstrated satirically, so everything will be exaggerated.

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    11256  over 11 years ago

    looks like a lot of fun!

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    LFate Premium Member over 11 years ago


    That’s what I was thinking. it looks like a load of fun especially if you’re six and your best friend in the world is doing it with you.

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    squirrel500  over 11 years ago

    If they don’t want to know what’s happening, then why do theybother to check?

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    benbrilling  over 11 years ago

    Toilet paper sales went way up the day after this cartoon was first released.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 11 years ago

    Great… Give the kids ideas…

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    stuart  over 11 years ago

    We had a cat that would do this. He would work the flush with his paws, and then stare into the swirling bowl.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Here’s one for you today:Calvin and Hobbes were just innocently doing what everyone else tries to do in the bathroom: relax and unwind.

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    Dino-1  over 11 years ago

    We’re at that stage now! Somebody kill me!

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    Puddleglum2  over 11 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell,Your willingness to accept, approve, adopt and appreciate the correction from TimeWeaver is commendable. That’s a great attitude you’ve got. Oops, I mean you have!

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    lin4869  over 11 years ago

    Actually, Hobbes perpetrated the entire crime. Calvin was just enjoying the mischief.

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    me23you52  over 10 years ago

    Uh oh

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