Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 01, 2011


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    margueritem  over 9 years ago

    Uh oh!

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    vibjyor  over 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t it be Calvinisthenics ?

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    comicgos  over 9 years ago

    Big trouble behind the door.

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    odeliasimone  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, it was best that you did take the job alright.

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    LittleSister18  over 9 years ago

    Move over Dick Tracy, there’s a new Detective PI in town.

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Magnum, P.I.?

    Good Morning, Marg, Mike & ♠Lonewolf♠.

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    ironclad2001  over 9 years ago

    phrenology,n. study that infers personal characteristic from the shape of the skull. I hate when a 6 year old kid is smarter than me.

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    rentier  over 9 years ago

    A detectiv snooper!

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    ratlum  over 9 years ago

    Dont ask her for money up front,she looks a little up set. Crack the case then present her with the bill,or not.

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    Tog  over 9 years ago

    The name’s Joe Cop and I’m a Friday. Errrr.

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    Dino-1  over 9 years ago

    I guess he didn’t get the cost of living raise in his allowance this year either!

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    Rakkav  over 9 years ago

    From the LCARS aboard any UFP starship:

    Calvin “Stupendous Man” Hobbes was the inventor of the Terran version of the holosuite. His immensity of imagination and his versatility of hand lent very well to the creation of this beloved piece of technology…


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    chovil  over 9 years ago

    Corrupt probation officers who take money? When Calvin escapes into fantasy, he goes a long way.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 9 years ago

    uh-oo Mom looks REALLY mad

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    florchi  over 9 years ago

    @ironclad2001. It has always been my impression that the vocabulary is one way that Watterson let his readers know how smart Calvin was (is). And the flights of fantasy - like today - gave us a window into C’s marvelous imagination. A genius for sure! But not a quiet, nerdy, proper little whiz kid - a wild and crazy genius with all of that brain power and imagination trapped in a 6-year old’s body! :-)

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    rumplesnitz  over 9 years ago

    Reality crushing enthusiasm…

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    rayannina  over 9 years ago

    Too true, Florchi – Calvin’s very intelligent. Often, that’s half his problem …

    Looking forward to more Chauvin noir ..

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    mac47  over 9 years ago

    Go get em’, Tracer Bullet!

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    Destiny23  over 9 years ago

    Looks like the Tall Brunette is ready to give him a few more lumps with her blunt (left) instrument!

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    DavidGBA  over 9 years ago

    Maybe she wanted a girl?

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    cleokaya  over 9 years ago

    At least she’s not carrying a blunt instrument.

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    dimeadance  over 9 years ago

    I agree with Ironclad.

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    johndifool  over 9 years ago

    I hear Tracer Bullet is replacing Marv in the next Sin City movie…

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    kab2rb  over 9 years ago

    Calvin you did it again your in trouble now.

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    thirdguy  over 9 years ago

    Mom, that is definately not your best look!

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    hantms  over 9 years ago

    Awesome..! That sure takes me back to the pre-PC days when comic strip kids could still smoke and drink. ;)

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    rentier  over 9 years ago

    Perhaps Calvin did it not and it was someone else?

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    rogue53  over 9 years ago

    With a case for him? It looks more like she’s about to DO a job ON him.

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    ibbilly  over 9 years ago

    she stuck two 38s in my back ,<she also had a gun!

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    vzs1022  over 9 years ago

    “…pays the Bills…” ha ha ha ha

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    I also enjoyed the “two Bills” he has to pay…

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    woowie  over 9 years ago

    And I thought for sure the dame in his life would be Susie or some other “annoying girl”! I wonder though- who done it?

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    gofinsc  over 9 years ago

    Made him an offer he can’t refuse.

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    dahawk  over 9 years ago

    I’m a little worried about that magnum bottle he keeps in his desk. A little too young for that. Actually, a little too young for the other magnum as well. 6 years old and already on probation and gambling!!!

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    billdi Premium Member over 9 years ago

    calvin noir

    utterly brilliant

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 9 years ago

    Calvin Sin City-wonderful.

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    jeffsxq  over 9 years ago

    Calvin’s been heavily influenced by some advanced reading material – I didn’t get into my dad’s Mickey Spillane collection until I was at least 13.

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    khpage  over 9 years ago

    I called this one right flat on the money in my post yesterday. Boy, does she look like my mother looked, all too often. Love the clever puns in the previous panel - absolutely marvelous monologue - great stuff, especially Calvin’s name for his detective doppleganger - Tracer bullet = genius….

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    alicantina  over 9 years ago

    Those Tracer Bullet storylines are awesome! I love the artwork and his monologues!

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 9 years ago

    Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Calvin’s Mom this mad before … and I’ve seen her pretty (darn) mad!


    TimeWeaver: I absolutely love your “Casablanca” reference! It’s one of my favorite old-time movies.

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    tepig  over 9 years ago

    your in trouble

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    SWEETBILL  over 9 years ago

    MOTHER KNOWS BEST or was that “FATHER KNOWS BEST” I don’t know………………..

    @Florchi, “a genius trapped in a 6 year old body”

    Now that’s good, I don’t know what Calvin is on, but I would like to buy some :-):-)

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    COWBOY7 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The imagination can be a dangerous outlet! Go Calvin!

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    magnamax  over 9 years ago

    Tracer had a bottle. Mom is really mad and Calvin is losing something from his right hand like the back of a liquor bottle. You don’t suppose he got into the wet bar?

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    mrprongs  over 9 years ago

    A 6yo who knows what phrenology is?

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    dahawk  over 9 years ago

    OMG! Not only does he have that gun on his desk in the second panel, he’s pouring himself a drink in the third, and SMOKING A CIGARETTE in the first.

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    jadefulz  almost 9 years ago

    I should change my name to Bill so people start paying me.

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