Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 24, 2010

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago


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    vardeman62  over 13 years ago

    Hi, Marg!

    Wow, I’m second! Love Calvin’s expressions in 3 & 5.

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    Miss.Fit  over 13 years ago

    Nice Try Calvin..!!!

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    rentier  over 13 years ago

    My rights!

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  over 13 years ago

    Calvin’s a real ball of fire!

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    vibjyor  over 13 years ago

    Your rights are right now restricted to being left in the bedroom.

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    carmy  over 13 years ago

    Start reading, Mom!

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    Does the Miranda ruling apply to juveniles? Anyone know?

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    ladywolf17  over 13 years ago

    You have the right to march that little fanny back to bed mister! Failure to meet this right will be met with dire consequences.

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Good morning, vardeman62.

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    legaleagle48  over 13 years ago

    Not in this instance, rayaninna. It only applies when one is being arrested, not when one is being sent to bed.

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    Pacejv  over 13 years ago

    Never been read the Calvin Rights!

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    moronbis  over 13 years ago

    If Calvin knows that his mom has to read him the rights, then he must also know his rights.

    But, moms have their own rules. Better follow them Calvin.

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    COWBOY7  over 13 years ago

    That’s right, let’s get it straight Mom!

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    harrietbe  over 13 years ago

    He might get further by saying she forgot to read him a story. But then, reading Calvin his “rights” is perhaps more appropriate.

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    lazygrazer  over 13 years ago

    Careful Mom, a head lock might be considered child abuse in some states.

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    manjitbagri  over 13 years ago

    This is Calvin’s World… Mum has to comply :-))

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    vibjyor  over 13 years ago

    legaleagle48 said, about 2 hours ago

    “Not in this instance, rayaninna. It only applies when one is being arrested, not when one is being sent to bed. ”

    I think as far as Calvin is concerned, they are one and the same thing.

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    JTGAM  over 13 years ago

    Calvin hasn’t realized yet that he lives in an absolute dictatorship called Momland. Martial law applies and rights don’t exist.

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    woodwork  over 13 years ago

    we used to read our kids a story called “Bedtime for Francis”…Calvin reminded me of that one.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Do terrorists get read their rights?

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    mike.firesmith  over 13 years ago

    Good morning Marg! Good morning Fran and Kizzzy!

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    rshive  over 13 years ago

    You have the right to stay silent and stay in bed Calvin. Any other rights at bedtime are strictly mythical.

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    Any lefts.

    Lewreader said, 34 minutes ago

    “Do terrorists get read their rights?”

    The cowards should be shot.


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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Calvin’s 6. 6-year olds have no rights in any house.

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    CalvinsFan1845  over 13 years ago

    Mom better nice to Calvin. He’ll be picking her nursing home some day.

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    kab2rb  over 13 years ago

    rayannina for teenagers they don’t go to bed especially during summer until the sun comes up when there is no school. Yes teenagers do get the rights read to them when being arrested for a crime then searched for illegal contraband that happens allot.

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    fran650  over 13 years ago

    Hi Mike Firesmith.

    Hi Loki.

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    cleokaya  over 13 years ago

    I will read you your rights just after you feel my left grab your collar and yank you off your tiny little feet.

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    According to Calvin, his ‘rights’ allow him to do wrongs.

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    Puddleglum2  over 13 years ago

    “A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty “Hi-yo, Silver!”” All Calvin has (in panel one) is the cloud of dust. It’s no wonder he got caught. Where is the transmogrifier when Calvin needs it?

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    david5992  over 13 years ago

    rayannina – Miranda applies to juvenile. At least to those arrested for crimes. However, Miranda applies to what is considered permissible government behavior, not to parental discipline.

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    From the opera: Calvin Miranda, then?

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    oh, wait, that STOPS singing, doesn’t it?

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    bmarrison  over 13 years ago

    Calvin, you have the right to start running to your bedroom as I break out the belt that will be used to spank you for disrespect and disobedience!

    I absolutely love the way Watterson draws Calvin’s expressions!

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    benbrilling  over 13 years ago

    You have the right to remain silent.

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    rumplesnitz  over 13 years ago

    The right to remain silent, yes… the ability???

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    bald  over 13 years ago


    calvin, you lost your rights when you took roselyns papers a few weeks ago

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    glitterygal07  over 13 years ago

    Calvin’s right on this one. Mom didn’t read him the paper that says if you don’t do this, this happens.

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    Mikestablet  over 13 years ago

    Poor Calvin…still hasn’t realized children have no rights except those expressly given them by their parents!

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    Brother_James437  over 13 years ago

    You have the right to remain silant (& in bed). You (don not have a right to spreak an attorny, nor to have him present durring your spanking. If you choose to keep talking you will loose your privlage to play outside all week long. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you (again)?? NOW GO TO BED!!!

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    OneCroatian  over 13 years ago

    Why do you all insist on talking to Calvin as if he has the ability to hear you?

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    musicnut1986  over 13 years ago

    Calvin has the right to have his rear end tanned and I’d bet that is what a sixth frame would show, judging by his mother’s expression in the fifth frame.

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    mrslukeskywalker  over 13 years ago

    She’s going to read you your death rights. You know Mom has no patience or imagination.

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    khpage  over 13 years ago

    While there seem to be indications here of Calvin’s future employment as a lawyer, at the moment he needs his present lawyer (Hobbes) to represent him before the court of MOM as she prepares to read him the Riot Act….

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  46. Cathy aack Premium Member over 13 years ago

    When I was his age, I didn’t have any rights – especially where bedtime was concerned and they would have put me to bed at 2:00 in the afternoon if they could. I swear my bedtime got earlier as I got older.

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    pintcape  over 13 years ago

    you have to give it to him,he’s one brave little monster.

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    German Moms read you your Reichs. .

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    cheetahqueen  over 13 years ago

    If he’s not careful, Calvin will be read his last rites!

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    mrprongs  over 13 years ago

    You have the right to remain silent and go to bed. If you refuse these rights, your grounded, Mister.

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    stewdeo3bs  over 13 years ago

    Calvin, you are lucky mom didn’t give you some of her Rights, and a couple of lefts… with that look on your face, you still might get em.

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    DailyKevin  over 13 years ago

    “I’ll give ya rights ya little !#!!%!#!!” SMACK!

    Probably why he talks to his stuffed animal. The creepy, little, spike-haired, smarty pants!

    That’s right I said “SMARTY PANTS!” Cause that’s how I roll!

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    ratlum  over 13 years ago

    Might work might not work

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  almost 13 years ago

    State your name and rank.

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