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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 2009

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Knuckle sandwich forthcoming…

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    attyush  over 12 years ago

    uh oh…time to make a dash.

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    Leonardeuler  over 12 years ago

    Susie’s patience has come to an end. Finally Calvin will be slugged. Go ahaed Susie.

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    c00k13m0n5t3r  over 12 years ago

    Poor Susie has a low tolerance level when it comes to ancient Roman legends … or to Calvin.

    BTW - can someone tell me how it is possible to register as a trademark a Roman god that was invented more than 2000 years ago?

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    konjiki  over 12 years ago

    …and he didn’t even have to research it…well done, Calvin!

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    Ivy0730Lcsq  over 12 years ago

    Calvin is a such a talented kid!!! Susie, don’t be mad! Annnnd, I guess/know Hobbes wrote it!!!!????

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    prasrinivara  over 12 years ago

    First panel: cent-percent Second: 75% (messages–of which bouquets are one type)

    And that was with his five-minutes leaning-on-locker research!

    For cookiemonster: because the Romans didn’t trademark him, they left it open for a later plagiarist–you may have heard of the basmati and neem issues.

    (on plagiarism, another Tom Lehrer reference: Lobachevski)

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    JonD17  over 12 years ago

    c00k13m0n5t3r says:………….. BTW - can someone tell me how it is possible to register as a trademark a Roman god that was invented more than 2000 years ago?…. Sure cOOk13, just be the first to do it…. and then hope like heck he doesn’t come around to collect some royalties.

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    Jackone  over 12 years ago

    Susie needs some anger management classes.

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    madampresiden12  over 12 years ago

    Susie should have known better. She pressured him to go to the library. She should have known he wouldn’t come up with the standard answer.

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    Unclebup  over 12 years ago

    Its the ad libbing that gets him introuble - Calvin needs to stay on script– maybe he should ask Barack to borrow his teleprompter.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    “Exit, stage left.”

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    bald  over 12 years ago

    calvin got his info on mercury from spaceman spiff

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    harywer  over 12 years ago

    definitley back to susie.

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    ninmas  over 12 years ago

    well, she said the MYTHology of mars. aren’t gods myths? A+ calvin well done!

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Love his expressions in the 2nd and last panel!

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    alexhuama  over 12 years ago

    jaja anda golpealo se lo merece :P

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    lazygrazer  over 12 years ago

    The Roman god Mercury could never wing it as good as Calvin just did.

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    fidget360  over 12 years ago

    madampresiden12 says: Susie should have known better. She pressured him to go to the library. She should have known he wouldn’t come up with the standard answer.

    Seriously! how many years have they been in the first grade together? Decades!

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    Radical-Knight  over 12 years ago

    Exit stage right, even. (My best Snagglepuss impersonation.)

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    prasrinivara  over 12 years ago

    Almost on-the-nail ninmas; only the planet about which Susie said Calvin would present mythology was Mercury not Mars.

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    marvee Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I’m amazed he came up with anything close to right.

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    bleepingdeadalien  over 12 years ago

    I would like to point out…it’s not the number of years Calvin and Susie have been in 1st Grade, but the amount of QUALITY time spent being 1st Graders.

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    alondra  over 12 years ago

    Now the teacher’s gonna have to pry Susie off of Calvin while the rest of the class gets some great entertainment. Go Susie!

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    dsbairdks  over 12 years ago

    Doing your homework or not…

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    Wildmustang1262  over 12 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa… Oh relax, Susie! Don’t get mad at Calvin. Hey, Calvin, become as a mercury zooms jiffy! Before Susie gives you a shiner. ROFL! X-D

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    DougDean  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, for Calvin, that’s pretty good…

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    tabbylynn  over 12 years ago

    margueritem says:

    tabbylynn: Thank you. I was sick with an intestinal virus, and even looking at the computer for more than a little bit made my head hurt even worse. Doing much better now. :-)

    i know what you mean about look at the computer when you have a headache. i am glad you are doing better. i missed you, you make things intresting and i love your witty comments.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    tabbylynn: Thank you. I enjoy having your cheerful comments appear on the boards, too.

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    Yukoner  over 12 years ago

    Susie, you’ve been outdone as usual. Get over it.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    txmystic says:

    “…and he didn’t even have to research it…well done, Calvin!”

    But of course he researched it! It says right there in the subtitle on his paper (two days ago): “An ExHaustivELY RESEaRCHED REPORT by CalviN”

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    Hey Margueritem - sorry to hear you were ill. Wondered why you hadn’t posted much lately. Hope you’re back on your feet (& keyboard)

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    Cameloo  over 12 years ago

    Relax Susie, he’s only giving an honest opinion.

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    cello_wizard  over 12 years ago

    Relax Susie! He’s telling the truth!

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    hublisiddu1  over 12 years ago

    That’s Calvin, the smartest!!!

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    mrprongs  over 12 years ago

    Pow! Bam! To Mercury, Calvin. To Mercury!

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    Wildmustang1262  over 12 years ago

    Marg. I hope you feel much better sooner. I know the intestinal virus is terrible pain in the butt!

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