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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 19, 2009

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Typical kid. He hates it, yet he doesn’t even know what it is.

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    iowaweav  over 12 years ago

    Tie him to a chair?

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    lazygrazer  over 12 years ago

    Telling him ‘tortellini’ was mom’s big mistake….if she had said ‘bat brains’ he would be begging for second helpings.

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    wndrwrthg  over 12 years ago

    “You will eat it and like it”.

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    Horsehead1  over 12 years ago

    Do you mean Ozzie O Grazer?

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    character41141  over 12 years ago

    Kinda reminds me about myself…

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    c00k13m0n5t3r  over 12 years ago

    Kinda reminds me about my daughter, who is only 11 months…where do they learn to do these things?

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    Yukoner  over 12 years ago

    What do you call a tortoise with its left legs shorter than its right ones? TORTELLINI

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    nitiebos  over 12 years ago

    Man, tortellini is the best!

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    Miss.Fit  over 12 years ago

    LOL!!!

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    rentier  over 12 years ago

    Calvins face in the second picture!

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    gaconnel Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Tortellini

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    Silverpearl  over 12 years ago

    He should be looking in a cook book, not the dictionary!! LOL

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    hungrybear  over 12 years ago

    If Calvin actually knew what tortellini is, he could give a much more convincing performance.

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    JonD17  over 12 years ago

    iowaweav says:

    Tie him to a chair?

    iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/

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    kbielefe  over 12 years ago

    I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:

    “I don’t like tortellini.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “I do?”

    “Yep.”

    “Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”

    “Told you so.”

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    If you want tortellini soup, I left a nice pot over at Pibgorn’s couch of confusion. Enjoy! (Yum!)

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Oh Calvin, you can’t eat any better than Italian! Just ask me, I’m Italian, on my mother’s side 100%.

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    alondra  over 12 years ago

    I wasn’t sure what it was either so I looked it up. Looks pretty good and versatile, you can make it in different ways.

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    h2oman  over 12 years ago

    Trying to validate a suspicion Calvin ???

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    BirishB  over 12 years ago

    totellini … don’t worry, Calvin, it takes like chicken. Everything always tastes like chicken.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 12 years ago

    Oh, I love tortellini! It is Italian pasta! Mmmm, Yummy! Calvin, I am on your mommy’s side and she definitely cooks and makes the tortellini for supper! So be it! Get used to that and eat! It is so delish!

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    cgrl78  over 12 years ago

    You’ll eat what is on your plate or you won’t eat at all. That’s what we always heard. Most of the time it was really good. I also love tortellini!!!

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    jim_grant  over 12 years ago

    Contempt prior to investigation

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    humormehere  over 12 years ago

    We’ve got ten kids. Half are picky. We discovered a long time ago the value of creative naming.

    Gopher Guts Chicken breast mixed with a cream cheese filling, inside a rolled out biscuit turnover

    Monkey Heads–Stuffed peppers ( I think we got it from C&H!)

    Martian Stew–Green mac and cheese with vegetables and some cream of mushroom soup mixed in.

    These are all real recipes in our family.

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    cello_wizard  over 12 years ago

    have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!

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    cello_wizard  over 12 years ago

    have an indiana jones and the temple of doom dinner: live snakes, large roasted beetles, eyeball soup, and for desert, chilled monkey brains!

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    longtimecomicsfan  over 12 years ago

    Calvin is obviously a proponent of tort reform…

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    Lollygag  over 12 years ago

    It is typical. People always assume the worst of things they don’t know.

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    AlMiGhTyFrOg  over 12 years ago

    kbielefe says:

    I had a foster daughter like Calvin. After teaching her for several weeks, dinner would go like this:

    “I don’t like tortellini.”

    “Yes, you do.”

    “I do?”

    “Yep.”

    “Okay.” [takes a bite.] “Hey, this is really good!”

    “Told you so.”

    My brother was just like that too. If he said he didn’t like something, my mom would point out the falacious fact that he had alriedy tried it and it was his favourite food. He bought it every time.

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    deltamama  over 12 years ago

    My youngest is JUST like this!!!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I had a bowl of spinach tortellini soup today. YUM!

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    grammahotsho  over 12 years ago

    Yup! If I don’t know what it is how can I like it?

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    iowaweav  over 12 years ago

    JonD17 says:

    iowaweav says:

    Tie him to a chair?

    iowa, are you thinking deja vu’ all over again? :=/

    Posted: about 15 hours ago Flag

    No, but I once stared at cold brussel sprouts for several hours while my friends played outside. Mom’s other favorite was to put whatever you didn’t want to eat back out on your plate the next night.

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    topaz17  over 12 years ago

    i happend to greatly enjoy tortellini!!! Boo calvin!!

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    zombiedragon  over 12 years ago

    Hmm…What IS tortellini?

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    dsbairdks  over 12 years ago

    Shoot first, aim second

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    dsbairdks  over 12 years ago

    Speak before you Think

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    dsbairdks  about 12 years ago

    Ready Shoot, Aim

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 10 years ago

    They’re little bits of pasta stuffed with cheese, meat, sauce and spices. They’re one of the tastiest foods Italy has to offer.

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    Roblox Lover! :P  10 months ago

    How does Calvin know how to spell Tortellini? He can’t even spell cat

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