Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 14, 1995
Calvin: The pace of modern life is all wrong. It makes every day an ordeal. Everybody's exhausted, stressed out, and short-tempered! Look at me! Why am I waiting for a bus at this horrible hour?! It's unnatural and unhealthy! We should ease into the day! You know, read the paper, have some hot cocoa, go for a leisurely walk and get our thoughts together... Hobbes: So now it's mid-afternonn. Calvin: Right. Time to kick back for a little siesta and plan dinner.