Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 23, 1995
Calvin: I'm filling out a reader survey for Chewing magazine. See, they asked how much money I spend on gum each week, so I wrote, "$500." For my age I put "43," and when they asked what my favorite flavor is, I wrote "garlic/curry." Hobbes: This magazine should have some amusing ads soon. Calvin: I love messing with data.