Dad: I cleaned and oiled your bicycle, Calvin. What do you say I take some time and help you learn how to ride it? Calvin: NO-O-O-O-O-O!! Dad: You're welcome. Calvin: Mom! Mom! Dad hates me!
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
DO NOT WANT!
Where’s the holy water?
The bike is out for him. Dad just helps the bike to get stronger so the bike can kill him so dad doesn’t have to worry about him.