Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 04, 1995
Calvin: The fearless spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, gazes across the forbidding landscape of an uncharted planet.! Calvin: What dangers lie ahead for our hero? What horrible aliens inhabit this world! Calvin: What strange adventures await the intrepid spiff? What bizarre occurrence will our hero be the first to witness? Calvin: The suspense! Calvin:...Our hero chucks a few rocks... Calvin: .Sighhh Hobbes: If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! Hobbes: Now yer talkin'!