Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 21, 1995
Calvin: I think I should stay home from school. I've got a sore throat, an ear ache, a stomach ache, Im seeing spots, and I'm dizzy. Mom: I'll call the doctor. Calvin: Hold on, I think it's lal clearing up! Yes, I think I'm better now. It's pretty hard tohit that magic number of appropriately vague, mildly serious, but not qute worrisome symptoms.