Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 05, 1995
Calvin: It's hard to know what's important in life. We don't notice the small stuff and we're never prepared for the big stuff. Hobbes: What about the stuff in between? Calvin: That stuff's boring. Hobbes: Let's hope bumbling along without a clue is important. Calvin: According to the ads, fresh breath and dry armpits are crucial.