Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 13, 1995
Television: Next, on eyewitness action news: blood-spattered sidewalks and shroud-covered bodies! Could the next victim be you?? We'll get the story from the living rooms of sobbing, hysterical relatives and we'll tell you why you should be paralyzed with helpless fear! That's eyewitness action news! It's what you need to know!