Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 06, 1994
March 05, 1994
March 07, 1994
Transcript:
Blob of food: 'To Be?? ...or ..not to be? Sighhhh, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...or to take arms against a sea of troubles...and by opposing, end them? To die; to sleep... no more! And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.."sniff" 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep! To sleep, perchance to dream: Ay there's the rub! ...for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil must give us pause...." Feeheelinggs, ho ho ho. Mom: You finished that right up! Did you like it? Calvin: Let's not have this ever again.
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Quit yer spamming almost 11 years ago
I would Love to be in a place where Calvin is to be able to see all the Stars instead of house lights and light posts :’(
LadyBlanc over 10 years ago
Whatever this particular dish is, it must be made with HAM! Love this one!
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 8 years ago
Another one of my top favorites. Right when it started singing “Feelings”, I lost it.
YevaudPirrsha almost 6 years ago
Sometimes it seems my blood spurts out in gobs
As if it were a fountain’s pulsing sobs.
I clearly hear it mutter as it goes,
Yet cannot find the wound from which it flows.
Before I met you baby, I didn’t know what I was missing.
yow4zip Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bravo!
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Second-to-last panel: what happened to the fork?
Ωmega about 3 years ago
why is the food always green?
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) about 2 years ago
If it starts singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” while it’s in Calvin’s stomach, I swear I will burst out laughing.