Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 20, 1994
Comic book hero: Ya-a! Amazon: Uhn-gg! Comic book hero: Foolish amazon! I am only toying with you! Amazon: Yeah?? Well, toy with this!! Comic book hero: The hyper-phase distortion blaster? Calvin: Hehh hah hooh hahh heh hugh. Mom: No you don't. There's too much violence on TV. Why don't you go read something? There were two ways to resolve our differences... I ruled out a thoughtful discussion... I could feel my spine shatter... it hurt...a lot. Next ish... "Injuries to go"