Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 26, 1993
Hobbes: Are you making any resolutions for the new year? Calvin: Nope! I want everything to stay the same as it was this year. Hobbes: Everything? Calvin: Right. This year was lousy, but at least it's familiar. I hate change! It's too disruptive! When things are different, you have to think about the change and deal with it! I like things to stay the same, so I can take everything for granted! Besides, things keep changing for the worse! The longer I live, the more complicated everything gets! I say let's stop here before life gets any harder. From now on, no more change. I'm bored. Let's do something different. Hobbes: Some things don't change.