Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 14, 1993
Letter: Dear Santa, Every year at this time I send you a list of what I want for Christmas. And every year you callously ignore it and bring me practical things I don't want at all. What's the deal?! Are you insane?? Have you gone senile?? Can't you read?? Or are you just a vindictive, twisted elf bent on destroying little kids' dreams?!?! Hobbes: You might want to sleep on this one. Calvin: I know, but it felt good to write it.