Calvin: Is hamburger meat made out of people from Hamburg? Mom: Of course not! It's ground beef. Calvin: I'm eating a cow? Mom: Right. Calvin: I don't think I can finish this.
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Only Americans…invent a sandwhich the Germans don’t eat, name it after a German city, then export the thing to Germany!
Ha! He can’t finish it. Just wait till his health class assigns “Fast Food Nation” as a bit of bedtime reading.
Of course you say that as if he would actually read it.
GaspsCalvin you waster pass that here
“Of course not. …”The look on mom’s face! “We don’t eat people!”
But…you like hamburgers…
And that’s why I am a vegetarian.
He would have survived the Donner Party.
Reminds me of a conversation I had with a coworker. She called me “savage” because I hunt. My reply: “Do you eat at McDonald’s?” (Answer: yes) “So the difference between us is that you have someone else kill the animal for you.”
Darn, no cannibalism.
Yes! Join the vegan side!
Notice that he’s eating it just fine when he thinks it’s made out of people.
Calvin the Cannibal.
i’m vegan.my family can be so mean trying to get me to eat meat