Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 23, 1993
Calvin: Oh man, there goes the game! What a dumb sport. I hate baseball. What's the use of trying? Hobbes: I haven't started around the ba-ases yet! Calvin: Huh? Hobbes: La de da da! I'm walkinnngg! Oh look at the pretty flower! I think I'll stop and smell it! Calvin: Ooooooooooooh. Hobbes: Uh oh! My shoe's untied! Better have a seat and tie it! Calvin: Rrrrrrrrr. Hobbes: Now I'm hopping backwards! Look at me! I'm crawling! I'm a tiny little inchworm, moving an inch at a time! Inchy-squinchy! Inchy-squinchy! Calvin: Aaieee. Hobbes: Whoop! Too late! Home run! Mom: Stitches for Hobbes, bandages for you..how on earth did you do this to yourself? Calvin: Don't feel sorry for him! He-ow-deserved it!
renrutnagrom about 10 years ago
Mom, NEVER tell Calvin to “use some imagination.”
the calvinosaurus that calvin wanted to discover about 8 years ago
Since the ball went over the fence, it should have been a home run and Calvin shouldn’t have tried to tag Hobbes despite Hobbes’ taunts
The Shadow Ninja over 7 years ago
Tortoise beats hare!
yow4zip Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Calvin reached escape velocity.
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 2 years ago
Why does this strip not have more likes?
noissimbus over 1 year ago
Calvin’s crazy-determined expression in the 2nd last panel is superb.
CatDefender 10 months ago
Hobbes doesn’t wear shoes!
MiguelB5 4 months ago
Stuff like this is why people love Calvin & Hobbes.