Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 27, 1993
Calvin: Our traffic safety poster needs a catchy slogan that promotes awareness and caution. Any ideas? How about, "Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!" Calvin: I'll check the statistics, but I don't think that happens to many people. Hobbes: There's more to this world than just people, you know.