Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 25, 1993
Calvin: History will thank me for keeping this journal at such a young age. As one of those rare individuals destined for true greatness, this record of my thoughts and convictions will provide invaluable insight into budding genius. Think of it! A priceless historical document in the making! Wow! ...So who else should I add to my list of total jerks? Hobbes: Who else do you even know?