Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 16, 1992
Calvin: Something's wrong! We should've touched down by now! Oh now! We miscalculated! reduce forward momentum! Rotate the uppper appendages! Landing leg is out of alignment! Communication lines are broken! View ports open! Focus! Focus! Aaugh! Red alert! We're going down! Crash positions! Retract left landing leg! Redistrubute all weight! Addremalin is at maximum! Prepare for impact! Circuit overload! Essential functions only! Aaaauuuggghh! Mom: Goodness! Are you allright?? Calvin: Damage assessment is under way!