Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 02, 1992
Calvin: Look at this, Dad! I've got five dollars in here! I'm rich! I've been saving my change for weeks and weeks, and look how much I've got! Guess what I'm going to do with it! Dad: Open a savings account? Calvin: I'll bet I know why you guys don't get invited to parties. Dad: Every time you make a deposit, you can think, "Oh boy, another two minutes at college."