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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 17, 1992
Calvin: Hey dad, look at this commercial. How come you don't drive a cool sports car like that guy? Dad: That car costs $40,000. Calvin: And look at the babe he's with. How come mom doesn't dress like that? Dad: Yeah, why don't you dress like that? Mom: Because your adolescent fantasies require an adolescent model with implants,...honey. Calvin: Maybe you guys need to drink more beer.
Devildragon666 almost 12 years ago
whats with moms face in the fourth panel?
pencilkid6 over 9 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHJA AHA AHA AHJA ANHJAHJ
Official_Dalek over 7 years ago
Omg her face looks like the happy mask salesman’s face from Majora’s Mask
Black Paradox about 7 years ago
It’s more that she thinks her kid is too young for the whole expensive car with chick w/ big boobs
yow4zip Premium Member about 6 years ago
She’s been Jokerized.
JetZflare25 almost 6 years ago
Calvin, beer is practically poisonous.
noissimbus over 1 year ago
Her arms firmly grasping Dad’s shoulders, that’ll ache for a week.
MaverickMoPete about 1 year ago
Calvin’s dad, you sly dog, you. I see you adjusting your glasses there to get a better look at the babe.