Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 08, 1992
Calvin: What do you know about love, Hobbes? Hobbes: Lots! Calvin: Yeah? Like what? Hobbes: I'm not telling. Calvin: Why not? Hobbes: It's a sophisticated thing. Calvin: Sophisticated?! Whaddaya mean sophisticated?? I'm sophisticated! Why won't you talk about it? Hobbes: Nice weather today. Calvin: Rrrrrgh!! You know something and you won't tell me what it is! Hobbes: Maybe when you're older. Calvin: When I'm older?! Why can't you tell me now?! Hobbes: Some things you wouldn't understand. Calvin: Ha! I bet you don't know anything about love! That's why you won't tell me!! Hobbes: If that's what you want to believe, go ahead. Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! Calvin: Tell me! Hobbes: No! No! No!Calvin: Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Hobbes: No! No! No! No! Calvin: Look, just give me a hint, ok? One hint, c'mon! Hobbes: ok, here: "Snoogy-woogy wips." Calvin: Eww Hobbes: See? I told you you weren't old enough.
cocoayoc over 12 years ago
his parents sure put up with a lot!!
lakeestina about 12 years ago
yeah, i guess they dont believe in spankings.
mrcharmander934 almost 12 years ago
They’ve spanked him before.
Brandonboll about 10 years ago
@comicparakeetsOne where Mom gets all dressed up to go out and as soon as she steps outside Calvin gets her with the hose. Last panel shows him walking away rubbing his bottom where little stars of pain are shown.
yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hobbes knows his stuff.
PATRICKVALENTINE1 over 2 years ago
will you make more books