Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 14, 1991
Calvin: I'm taking the umbrella outside Mom: Well, that's showing a little foresight for once. Good for you. Mom: Wait a minute... Hobbes: You really think this will work? Calvin: Of course! Let's go! >SMASH!< >Bonk Bonk Bonk< Calvin: Look! I'M FLYING!! Hobbes: I had my eyes shut. How was it? Calvin: Great! What a ride! Let's get some other kids and charge em!