Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 08, 1991
Calvin: "No, Mom! Don't put me to bed!" Calvin: "I instructed Hobbes to messily devour anyone who brings me in before 9 p.m.!" Mom: "Your stuffed tiger is in the washing machine" Calvin: "Fine time to take a BATH!" Hobbes: "Listen, just because you never take one..."