Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 09, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Uh oh. Here comes Susie. Try not to breathe in. Susie: Here, Calvin. Calvin: What's this? Susie: It's an invitation. Mr. Bun is hosting a milk and cookie party in ten minutes, and you and Hobbes are invited. Calvin: We decline! We wouldn't attend if you paid us! We've got better things to do than sit around with girls and dumb toy animals. Susie: Fine! Don't come! Who cares?! What a jerk...I went to all this trouble, too. Don't be disappointed, Mr. Bun. We can have a nice party all by ourselves. Phooey. Calvin: Ha! We showed her! All girls should be shipped to Pluto - that's what I say. Hobbes: I wonder what kind of cookies they were. Susie: You came! Calvin: We don't attend parties. We just crash 'em!
I love how Spiff’s blaster doesn’t work on anything!