Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 22, 1990
Calvin: Ok, here's our plan. I'll be the strike force commander. You'll be the special agent in charge of munitions. We'll fill up a water balloon and sneak up on Susie through the back yard! Hobbes: I get to be the official cartographer and map out hiding places and escape routes! Calvin: Yeah! And I'll be the code expert and make an unbreakable code! Hobbes: Oh boy! Let's get some paper! Calvin: I hope Susie doesn't go anyplace for a while. Hobbes: Ok. Here's the United States...
Never mind. They do have a lot of offices.