Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 22, 1990
Hobbes: Atchoo! Calvin: Booger balls are illegal! First base! Fifth! Ninth! Puff. Puff. Eleventh! Puff. Twenty-fifth! Calvin's going for home! Hobbes: Too late! You're out! Calvin: I think we need to change the rules. Hobbes: Oh, you want to play the sissy way now, I bet.