Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 16, 1990
Susie Derkins: Hi Calvin! What are you doing down there? Calvin: Shh! Shh! Get down! Be quiet! Have you seen my bicycle? Susie Derkins: No... Calvin: Thank goodness. If my bike doesn't get me first, I'm going to cut all its spokes in two. You never saw me today, got it? Susie Derkins: Our class voted Calvin the "Most likely to be seen on the news some day."