Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 21, 1990
Calvin: Mom! Mom! I just saw the first robin of spring! Call the newspaper quick! Ha ha! A front page write-up! A commemorative plaque! A civic ceremony! All for me! Hooray! Hooray! Oh boy! Should I put the prize money in a trust fund, or blow it all at once? Ha ha! I can't believe I did it! Person: Calvin... Calvin: It's a hard, bitter, cruel world to have to grow up in, Hobbes. Hobbes: Cheer up! Did I tell you I saw a robin yesterday?