Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 23, 1990
Susie Derkins: Hi Calvin. Calvin: I'm not Calvin. I'm duplicate number two. Susie Derkins: What are you talking about? Calvin: We drew straws and today's my day to go to school. We're all taking turns so we each only go once a week. Susie Derkins: Calvin, you are so weird I'm not even going to talk to you. Calvin: I'm not Calvin. Susie Derkins: I wish I lived someplace where I went to a normal bus stop. Calvin: Are you in Calvin's Class? Will you help me find his locker?