Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 12, 1989
Calvin: Whenever I cook an egg, I like to see how high I can crack it above the skillet. Then I aim with just one eye open, so I don't have any deapth perception. It's pretty hard that way. See, the secret to having fun in life is to make little challenges for yourself. Hobbes: Like the challenge of explaining the stove and floor to your mom? Calvin: Rats. See if there's another carton in the fridge, will ya?