Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 12, 1989
Calvin: Here's the latest poll of household 6-year-olds, Dad. An overwhelming majority express amazement at how little you've accomplished as Dad so far. The mipression is that you're avoiding all the hard decisions that need to be made. In fact, none of those polled could name a single insance of true paternal leadership. Dad: How about if I lead you upstairs to your bed? Calvin: Ha ha. If we can be serious for a moment, I have some innovative ideas about my allowance.
What about the repair of the propeller engine?