Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 20, 1989
Mom: Young man, you are in very big trouble! Why didn't you get on the school bus?! Now I'be got to drive you, and your dad will be late for work! You've inconvenienced everyone! What have you got to say for yourself?! Calvin: Give me liberty or give me death, zogwarg queen! Mom: Don't tempt me! And listen, you call me "Mom," ...got it?