Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 07, 1988
Calvin: Well Dad, we're right down to the wire, and the polls say you won't be Dad here much longer. It seems you're just not likeable enough. Those polled continue to find you a cold fish. If you want some advice, I'd suggest you do something extraordinarily likeable in the next two minutes. Dad: Go to bed. Calvin: No, no! It's way too late to learn how to tell jokes.