Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 09, 1988
Calvin: My parents are the two stupidest people on earth. Just my luck they'd get married and have me. I hate everybody. I don't see how anyone could ever fall in love. People are jerks. Hobbes: Sometimes they are, but look at all the colors on the trees today. Calvin: Yeah? So what? Hobbes: I think it's more fun to see something like this with someone than just by yourself. Calvin: I guessss so... but I'd still rather see this with a tiger than a person. Hobbes: Well, that goes without saying.