Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 23, 1988
Calvin: Gosh, I followed that lady halfway around the zoo, thinking she was my mom. Why don't mom's write their names on their calves so this kind of think wouldn't happen? I wonder where I am. And were's Hobbes? I thought he was right with me. Mom: Uh oh. Where's Calvin? Dad: Why do these little family trips always turn out this way? I'm going to spend more Saturdays at the office.