Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 14, 1988
Calvin: Hobbes, you're supposed to be teaching me how to be a tiger. We've been sitting in this dumb tree all morning, and you haven't taught me how to hunt or anything! Hobbes: It's instinct. You can't teach that. Calvin: Well, if you won't help, I'll just go look up "tiger" in the encyclopedia. Hobbes: As long as we're going in, let's fix some soup and sandwiches, OK? Calvin: You know what you are? A disgrage, that's what!