Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 08, 1988
Calvin: I read that the average household watches 7 1/2 hours of TV every day. Mom says she doesn't watch TV at all while I'm at school. ...So ir I get home at 3:00, I should be able to watch it straight till 10:30, right? Dad: Wrong. Calvin: Do you want us to be sub-average?!