Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 03, 1988
Hobbes: Did you make any resolutions for the New Year? Calvin: Heck no. I'm fine just the way I am! Why should I change? In fact, I think it's high time the world started changing to suit me! I don't see why I should do all the changing around here! If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does! How about you? Did you make any resolutions? Hobbes: Well, I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already.