Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 27, 1987
Cavlin: What's this story you're going to read me, Dad? It doesn't have any romance in it, does it? Dad: Uh... Calvin: Edit it out if it does. I hate romance. Does it have any boring description in it? Dad: Well... Calvin: Skip it if you see any. I like my stories fast and gripping. It doesn't have a moral. Does it? I hate being told how to live my life. Skip the moral, too, ok? Dad: Does his majesty prefer color pictures, or black and white?