Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 27, 1987
Transcript:
Cavlin: What's this story you're going to read me, Dad? It doesn't have any romance in it, does it? Dad: Uh... Calvin: Edit it out if it does. I hate romance. Does it have any boring description in it? Dad: Well... Calvin: Skip it if you see any. I like my stories fast and gripping. It doesn't have a moral. Does it? I hate being told how to live my life. Skip the moral, too, ok? Dad: Does his majesty prefer color pictures, or black and white?
brekkyjuice almost 14 years ago
he certainly knows what he wants… or rather, what he doesn’t want…
bmonk over 11 years ago
“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?”
yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
The romance is Hobbes’ favorite part.
Ian Wahlquist about 9 years ago
@bmonk Awesome “Princess Bride” reference!
Silica Gel about 8 years ago
What dad read out in the end: " When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand… and… said… Uh… The end! Good night Calvin."
PBS1! about 4 years ago
#CensorshipTellsTheWrongStory
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 4 years ago
If they’re black and white … Turnerize ’em !!!
CatDefender almost 2 years ago
Would Calvin like to read Struwwelpeter?