Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 12, 1987
Hobbes: So exactly how would you like the back cut? Calvin: Just trim the part that sticks out and taper it a little. Hobbes: Wouldn't you rather have it real short? Calvin: No, just cut a little bit. Hobbes: Are you sure? Don't you think it should be real short? It looks like it should be real short. Calvin: Are you trying to tell me something? Hobbes: No, I jsut think it should be real short. Especially, oh, right here.