Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 1987
Calvin: Here I am, back to being Calvin. Hobbes: Your machines works amazingly well. Calvin: It's my own design. Hobbes: What will you do with it now? Calvin: Good question. ...Although I suppose we could turn Susie into a bowl of chowder if we could just get her into the machine. Susie: Leave me out of your life's plans, you little weirdo.