Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 22, 1987
TV: Kablooie! Ooooh! You're twicked me for the wast time, wabbit! Calvin: Ha ha ha! Boy, I wish I had some dynamite! Boy, I love weekends! What better way to spend one's freedom than eating chocolate cereal and watching cartoons! Hobbes: Mm...I beg to differ on the cereal part. Dad: Calvin, you've been sitting in front of that stupid TV all morning! It's a beautiful day! You should be outside! It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV! How can you sit inside all day? Go on! Out! Out! Kids are supposed to run around in the fresh air! Have some fun! Get some exercise! Door: Slam! Calvin: Well, I guess that's that. Come on. Hi, Susie, are you watching TV? Can we come in? Susie: Sure, hurry up! It's a commercial.