Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 11, 1987
Mom: Well, I got him in the shoe box. I guess all we can do is keep him warm and safe. We'll keep him in the garage, and put out some water and food. Calvin: I read in a book that raccoons will eat just about anything. Chances are, I'll be happy to donate most of my dinner. Mom: Calvin, you don't even know what were having.