Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 23, 1987
calvin: Oh, Mom. I need some crisco for school today! Mom: shortening? Honestly, Calvin, I wish you'd remember these things the night before. Now hurry up and get ready. Calvin: Right. Here's the crisco back. Thanks. Mom: You put it in your hair?? Get back here! You're not going to school like that! Calvin: Aw c'mon, Mom! It's class picture day!