Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 23, 1987
Hobbes: We get to go to a birthday party! Calvin: That stupid Susie. Hobbes: Balloons, cake, presents...oh boy! Calvin: She won't be getting a very big present from me, that's for sure. Hobbes: I bet we'll play games, too! It will be fun! Calvin: Hmph. Hobbes: Maybe we'll play "Spin the bottle"! Calvin: Oh get real!